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Firefighter

A firefighter is someone that we all admire. Usually this is occupation is similar to police officers only firefighters are better looking, stronger, faster, smarter, and eat box on the reg. it is offensive to firefighters to confuse them with police officers as 10 times out of 10 firefighters are superior in every aspect.
Me: I'm not good enough to be a firefighter :(
Steve: me neither, then let's be cops!
by Dan Davis November 1, 2014
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Firefighter

Badass hot people that go into goddam hot as fuck fires and save little animals.
When a firefighter thinks it's so hot they have to take their shirts off and kill all those around them.
by Aweirdsome April 4, 2015
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Firefighter Pussy

A vagina that secretes enough liquid during an orgasm to function like a fire hydrant.
Man 1: Dude there was a fire in the apartment complex. Why didn't you get out of the building?
Man 2: Nah dude I was fucking this chick when the smoke detector when off but she had a Firefighter Pussy so I was able to put out the fire in my unit. ;)
Man 2: Fucking rad dude.
Man 1: I know right?
by RebelliousJoul November 14, 2020
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Firefighter Foam

1. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)
(1. Dude, did you hear about the fire on Bread St. this afternoon? Firefighters used WAAAAY too much firefighter foam, it got in the water supply, and now there's a bottled water shortage.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.
by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 22, 2023
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Firefighter mode

When the squad is short staffed and all you are suppose to do it put out fires and respond to calls.

NOTHING ELSE!
No line up. We are down 4 again. Firefighter mode.
by Neighborhood Firefighter July 11, 2024
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FireFighter

Instead of saying Fat Fuck, or FF, this is the code word amongst firefighters when they're getting a 2nd plate at breakfast, lunch or dinner or scarfing down an unhealthy snack while on duty.
Why are you getting a pack of Oreos Firefighter?

Do you really need that donut firefighter?
by Fireman85 January 22, 2024
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firefighter cap

Flick my firefighters cap (the tip of the penis above the line/ridge it also resembles the curve of a firefighter cap
by Thecreamboy December 13, 2024
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