Financial abuse

A form of control where someone limits access to your money, drains your assets, or makes you financially dependent on them to exert power and trap you in a relationship.

If this feels familiar, it's okay to seek help or just talk to someone you trust. You deserve safety and happiness.

Financial abuse is a manipulative tactic that isolates the woman financially, making it harder for her to leave the relationship.

Abuser: "You don't need a separate bank account
—I'll take care of everything. Just transfer your paycheck to me, and I'll make sure the bills are paid. You're terrible with money anyway, so this is for the best."

by callforsafety December 12, 2024

financial colonoscopy

The financial process of declaration, documentation, and underwriting that you go thru while trying to secure a home loan.

David is trying to buy a new condo and the loan officer is doing a financial colonoscopy.

by Ecyl April 28, 2025

Financial Bias

When someone makes decisions irregardless of life damaged or pain caused in the objective goal of making more money. A heavy bias towards financial gain.

Corporations only act with financial bias in mind when making executive level decisions.

by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025

tard fam financial literacy

Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.

*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*

by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020

End Of Financial Smear

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.

Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Wu Tang Financial

A well-respected investment bank that provides financial services.

You need to diversify yo' bonds, nigga!

- Wu Tang Financial

by Donald Ronald Donaldson May 9, 2006

Wu Tang Financial

A financial corporation owned by Wu-Tang Clan. Consult them if you need to diversify your bonds. It's also nuttin to fuck with.

Wu Tang Clan aint nuttin to fuck wit, Wu Tang Clan aint nuttin to fuck wit...
(From their Chappelle's Show Comemrcial, "Wu Tang Financial".)

by Silverberg June 29, 2006