Fernando

Fernando is like a breezy spring day with white fluffy clouds in the sky. The grass is greenest (!!) and it feels great in-between your toes. The sun illuminates the plains and you are oh so happy. Everything is perfect. Except you have seasonal allergies and you begin to have a sneezing fit. Fern has fooled you again.

“God dammit! Fernando you did it again!”

by livranda October 5, 2020

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Fernando Torres

A garbage striker, who misses everything, including his dinner!

Ok, Fernando Torres

by LolArsenal April 20, 2014

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Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account

After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds

by gitw March 22, 2011

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Fernando

Fernando somehow gets all the girls. Thinks he has the best taste in music and can't keep a relationship for more than two weeks. Born and raised in Mexico he started his life in Australia when he swam from Mexico to the AU. Insecure about his dick size so if you say to Fernando he has a small dick watch out he hates facts. Fernando won't shut the fuck up until you agree with him he is a stubborn man whore. Watch out he will suck toes.

Girl- "omg Fernando you're so hot let's be boyfriend and girlfirend"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "

Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"

by Jimmy aye14 September 8, 2019

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