feb 11

the day you shove your foot up the douchy guy's ass

me: ayyyy man

douchy guy: what bitch
me: *puts steel square toed boot up his ass* that's what
douchy guy: what was that for?
me: it's feb 11

by chevygirl2005 January 3, 2021

feb 29

National suck people cock day.

hey did you guys hear about the new nation that happens on Feb 29 it's that you just suck peoples cock isn't that yummy?

by The girl that knows shit February 29, 2020

feb 21

Give your youngest friend ca$$hh

I am the youngest and it is feb 21 so I want cash

by Caca.queen February 19, 2021

Feb 8th

National pretty boy day! A day to celebrate your greatness and prettiness. Let all show you appreciation.

Yo, dude where's my show appreciation??

Huh?

It's Feb 8th, national pretty boy day doofus!

Ohh, dude I forgot. Love you bro.

Yeah, I know. Homo?

Jk,unless..😏

by BerryBlue December 11, 2021

Feb 9

The baddest bitches are born this day. 😤

Person 1: I was born in Feb 9!

Person 2: oh! The baddest bitches are born that date. 🤭

by Michaelondrugs September 2, 2022

feb 24

kick the shortest boy in ur class day!!

so kick any boy or hit him! it dosent matter as Long as he is short!

boy : hey wtf! why did u just kick /hit me u monk !

girl/boy : sthu its because it national kick the shortest boy day! so your the monk

btw feb 24 is a birthday! aswell as could be an 'important day for many people!

by LOLAISURMOMYLOL February 23, 2023

Feb 19

Whoever was born on this day is probably one of the most unattractive people and they can't stfu

Friend: ugh why can't they shut up for once
Person: because they're born on Feb 19 obviously

by Peta paka February 16, 2021