fagnet

A person, in this case a female, who somehow attracts gay men. Not always in a sexual way, but in ways in which a man who was questioning their sexual orientation before meeting this person, figures out they're gay and reveal their orientation to said person before anyone else. Typically this sucks for the female, as 90% of the men that have come out to this female are very, very attractive.

Kyle: Paige, I need to tell you something. I just figured it out, and you're the first person I've told this to.

Paige: What is it?

Kyle: I'm gay.

Paige: Oh my gosh, you're the 10th person to come out of the closet to me first this past year! I'm such a fagnet!

by IisTooCute:)( June 28, 2010

fagneto

Derogitory term used by MvC2 scrubs to describe Magneto, because they can't keep up with his speedy and deadly rushdown.

Random MvC2 Scrub: Dammit! My Ryu/Ken/Akuma team should mop the floor with fagneto.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Faggery

The act or engagment in acts considered homosexual in nature.

The present tense of an action or a situation of something that would otherwise be commonly reffered to as gay.

As I saw the football team always slapping eachothers' ass at practice, I thought to myself, what is with all the faggery?

I don't like going to San Francisco, there is too much faggery in that city.

by Somedumbcracker January 18, 2006

fagger

Fagger is a word that defines the very worst in a person. It is so powerful it the bare meaning of fagger is not in ones mind graspable, even if u describe fagger as the opposite as God u wont come near the full meaning.

Alexander: "Thom ur a fagger...
Thom: "..."

by Alexander sk August 7, 2008

faggerblaster

A ratchet and clank weapon

OH MAN, did you see me blow that shit up with my faggerblaster?

by Aureliano November 27, 2007

Fagberry

Fagberry (pronounced / faaagberrie/ ) is a ritualistic device commonly used in mating rituals among the primate species of homo hoity-toity. The male (fag) usually shows it to the feemale (bitch) to distract from its puny penis. Reports have been made that the fagberry may also be used for flawless internet connection. This however was never conclusively proven.

Fag: "Hey! Check out my new fagberry. It´s got a trackball which is totally convenient and durable. Can´t wait to download some gay pornography with this..."

Normal person: "Fuck you, you imbecil! Never heard of an iPhone before, prick?!"

by Professor_D.Sanchez March 31, 2011

faggner

a faggot nigger.
otherwise known as an ignorant annoyence.

"what the fuck.stop being such a faggner!"

by niggerfishsticks December 20, 2008