FaceTime date

Due to quarantine, the kids are now FaceTiming instead of dating.

Person one: hey, want to go on a FaceTime date?

Person two: sure!

by Ratfather April 9, 2020

facetime sleepover

when two people fall asleep over facetime together

Diana and Steve had a facetime sleepover because they could not see each other in person

by beepbeep October 11, 2020

FacetimeHoe

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i like fucking facetimehoes

by BlondeMilf February 1, 2021

Facetime

To smoke a blunt to the face and absolutely not sharing in a predetermined manner.

Let me know when yall make up your mind i just rolled a blunt and its Facetime.

by D$H_Irie April 1, 2021

facetime after 12pm

if i facetime you after 12pm you better pop a titi

if we facetime after 12pm you better pop a titi

by rostye45 August 11, 2021

Facetimeable

The state of being visually prepared to receive Facetime calls.

I am not Facetimeable because my hair is not done and I have on pajamas.

by Likerealwords July 21, 2022

FaceTime

Slang term for rough oral sex between to gay bros.

Mike: “Hey bro, guess what time it is? FaceTime! Hit your knees bro!”

Ricky: “Ok bro! I’m down!”

*Two seconds later* gaawwwgg gawww guhhggg

by Tosser of Salads August 14, 2022