friction goblin

someone that wants more and more money and uses people to get free money

stop rubbing your hands, you friction goblin!!

by murloc05 March 20, 2019

shaft friction

Action in which two homosexual men try a heterosexual act by both inserting their penis into the same hole of a female. Their arousel is mostly derived from the two shafts rubbing together. This homo sexual occurance is referred to as shaft friction.

My boys and I thought it would be good idea to double dip in this chick until we felt the awkward shaft friction.

by dude you're getting a dell September 27, 2015

your type of fanfiction

What you say when you want to express respect of another person’s preferences and opinions.

Um so like they’re not gonna date because ew... unless that’s your type of fanfiction! We don’t discriminate periodt

by bigyeeterz February 12, 2020

friction

The feeling when your dick is about to bust something real huge.

Man: *jerks of to lindsay lohan and feels the friction*

by Bubba_The_Retard July 6, 2006

fanfiction

A story written by fans about a particular TV show, movie, PS2 game, etc.

An Aurikku fanfiction by _____.

by nyte_katana November 29, 2004

Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty

jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!

by osogood03 November 19, 2010

faddiction

Addiction to fads or popular pastimes.

Faddiction has taken over his soul. Brand-name labels are a must for any faddicted individual. He gets all caught up in his new toys. He's a faddict.

by Fictionarian May 7, 2007