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Fossle

To surreptitiously scratch your testicles through trouser pockets. Not to be confused with surreptitious wanking.
"What's up Fred, you lookin' for change?"
" Nah mate, just 'avin a good fossle!"
by Mark Tarr February 11, 2009
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Fossip

Fossip is juicy comments about friends facebook post. Fossip could be often judgmental.
John fossiped about facebook post about my tour to India.
by williamgomes December 12, 2015
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Fossiling

When someone goes back and likes your old photos, bringing them back to the newsfeed.
fossilingflashback throwback
by AliOoooooops January 15, 2015
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Fossilized ape

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.
Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."
by Communism Is Good December 17, 2017
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Reverse fossilisation

Reverse fossilisation or reverse fossilization is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like from Futurama Episode "Anthology of Interest II" Bender turning into a Human.
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to turn Bender into a human using a process I call "reverse fossilisation".

Leela: How does it work?

Farnsworth: Well, in regular fossilisation, flesh and bone turn to minerals. Realising that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process. I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a racoon.

He puts the racoon on a table. It runs around and two slices of toast pop out of it. Fry takes a bite.

Fry: Kinda game-y.

Farnsworth: Are you ready, Bender?

Bender: I dunno. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts--

Farnsworth throws a switch and Bender is zapped with electricity � la the countless Frankenstein films. He slowly starts to take human form. He grows hair, a nose and...

Hermes: Cover your shame, mon!

He puts some underpants on Bender. The table tips up and human Bender walks off. Everyone gasps.

Farnsworth: It worked! Eat it, everyone whose never won a Nobel Prize! And that includes you, Amy!
by Ramaness December 19, 2009
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Fossils

1. A rare inbred child whos passtimes are digging for fossils and playing soccer
Fossils is hardcore
by Anonymos March 7, 2003
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fossilized

When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.
Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.
by Do Kari April 21, 2011
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