Floppy Dog

One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.

Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).

Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.

Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........

by Tong28 March 14, 2009

Floppy Bird

A floppy bird is someone who says things and does nothing, a total flop!

Ibrahim is a floppy bird

by Oxford_Dicktionary November 1, 2021

Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018

floppy whopper

A giant limp dick swinging between the knees

Person one: jimmy has a giant dick.
Person two: yeah he has a big floppy whopper.big dick giant cock large penis

by sparkydog December 6, 2015

Floppy Cloppy

An abnormally large, loose, meaty, vagina that claps together when he/she runs.

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by Howie Feltersnatch 69 October 26, 2011

floppy jallopy

The act of blowing a man that is at least 5 times as old as the one giving the blowjob.

I hear that new 20 year old chick gave a floppy jallopy to some guy.

by Code the man with a Chode March 10, 2004

Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009