Like flies on shit

When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.

Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”

by ShananayLopez January 3, 2022

The Way the Crow Flies

A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.

"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"

"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."

by Gilsin September 16, 2021

If it Flies, It Spies

Slogan used for the Birds Aren’t Real Conspiracy Theory

Micheal: Hey Alex, what kind of bird is that
Alex: None. If it Flies, it Spies

by Gopher7923 March 21, 2024

pickle flies

when you get a boner, you say.. " I got a case of the pickle flies!"

you dude, she is soo hot! yeah bro I know she gives me a case of the pickle flies

by lickolotopuss May 7, 2018

Being flied

When a person is being by an accesive amount flies

There is so many flies buzzing around my head, i thought i was being flied

by Imtlignent peron July 14, 2019

Floss and Flied

Perform a task really well

Jim: Hey Bob, did you get the inventory updated?

Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!

by TJ517 February 4, 2010

no flies on you

You’re not dead whereby flies would be all over the body: therefore, you’re alive & your brain is fully functional. Example: I say “there’s a full moon out tonight and you say “ well there’s no flies on you”. In others words, you are not lying.

I say “ there’s a full moon out tonight” and you say “well there’s no flies on you”. Meaning you’re not lying.

by anonymous January 31, 2025