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Flesh Bagel

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.
by funGuyNotGi October 4, 2009
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flesh rod

term describing penis
'bend over and i'll stick my flesh rod in yo' ass'
by Luke Webber May 17, 2005
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Flesh Shredders

Another word for a buck-shot or a shotgun blast.
"See your niggas on the other side is best to hit the floor
And watch them flesh shredders bout to rip your asshole apart"

-Lyrics from "Loc to the Brain"
by jackin4cake February 21, 2009
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flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.
Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!
by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014
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flesh outlet

When the participating male creates static friction on a thick rug whilst wearing socks and nothing else, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercross with the participating party(male or female).
Dude last night I left my socks on during sex and accidentally had a flesh outlet! My girl was so pissed!
by kins.webb February 2, 2015
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fuck-flesh

Jill may be as dumb as a box of rocks, but that sexy slut's body is definitely prime fuck-flesh.
by ESB43 June 6, 2018
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Flesh Lasagna

Garfield's favorite type of lasagna. Likes to put his feline dick in that nice pussy. Flesh lasagna is the best kind of pussy.
Garfield - MMM YES FLESH LASAGNA
JON - No Garfield thats my wife!
by JONmrGarfield September 6, 2019
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