fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

Fellatio Teapot Yo

Mad chill hommie. Can't touch this homegirl in any aspect of ghetto. Ausome.

Fellatio Teapot Yo is just to ghetto for this town.

by E-monay July 15, 2004

Social fellatio

The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"

Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!

by BTheOne January 11, 2014

Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

necro-fellatio

The act of having oral sex with a dead corpse.

I took out her dentures to have a rousing session of necro-fellatio

by MeatWagon July 17, 2018

Spicy Fellatio

After your partner had had a spicy choice of food and decides to use their mouth to stimulate your penis. Spicer food, burping, and vomiting are all known to heighten the experience.

Christa's mom gives some crazy Spicy Fellatio! She even lets you pick how spicy it is!

by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019

Facebook Fellatio

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.

A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.

by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013