exclatulence

In online writing, the use of several exclamation points where one, or none, will do. See also the adjective exclatulent, and exclatul1ce, the excited substitution of the figure 1 for one or more of the exclamation points, as in !1one.

Beth: Tommy totally checked me out!!!!!
Molly: Excited much?
Beth: Scuse my exclatulence.

by shuggie October 18, 2008

explant

Etymology: explain; rant

Definition: An explanation that is also a rant; a rant that has an explanation in it; an explanation that has the tones and themes of a rant, but still gets an explanation across

Verb or Noun

"Before I explant, let me start off my chastising every one of you..."

"Wow, Bill's explant was great! I mean, in between all the curse words was a real explanation of why the bosses are really screwing us over."

"Done explanting?"

by Trip Nixon September 22, 2009

explainime

When the exposition of the Anime you are watching speaks condescendingly to you to explain exactly what is currently happening or about to.

Oh no, Goku used up all his power and can no longer fight! That last attack took everything he had, it looks like we're in trouble...so on and so forth is how animes explain the current situation i.e. explainime.

by smashydave December 11, 2010

Explotatous

Adj, can be used to explain a feeling of exploding or something just totally awesome. Especially useful when stoned or wasted

Dude!!! that party last night was explotatous!!!! i was so stoned it felt like i was swimming in the music!!

by Walking Denotations-ish February 26, 2011

Expletived

For use instead of a swear or curse word for corporates, real estate agents or anyone that has to behave professional and unoffensive in their job, but also needs to express their frustration with technology or co-workers.

Sorry Johnson, I would have got you that TPS report earlier, but as usual, our email server has been expletived all day. Apparently throwing my keyboard at the screen didn't fix it. Nerds did.

by Fake Math February 14, 2012

explain-rape

When a dumbass with no sense of humor explains the funny right out of a perfectly good joke.

Guy#1: Did you know that Mike Tyson is to appear in the next Batman movie?

Guy#2: Wow, no I didn't.
Guy#1: He's the Nibbler!

Guy#3: That is a reference to Mike biting peoples ear.
Guy#1: Thanks for the explain-rape, guy#3.

by Gjungle October 17, 2012

Explaugh

When one is eating or drinking and a sudden bout of hilarity occurs, forcing the aforementioned food stuffs or beverage to explode out of one's nostrils and/or mouth.

explode + laugh = explaugh

Tania was drinking her strawberry milkshake when Leon showed her some crazy crap on the internet, shocking her into violent laughter and causing her to explaugh all over the keyboard.

by tanimal May 17, 2014