pitiful excuse for a used douche 

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013

scooter-excuse 

A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.

They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.

In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.

Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.

scooter-excuse by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011

Morning After Excuse 

This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.

Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.

Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.

Morning After Excuse by 7mary3 September 16, 2014

Lucky Excuse 

When you give a complete bullshit excuse that makes no sense and or has nothing to do with anything.

Playing FortressCraft on Xbox Live.

Me: Lucky why did you dig a whole into our base
Lucky: No I didn't

Me: Lucky theres a huge hole in the floor
Lucky: Ya but that wasn't me
Reaper: You just came out of the hole
Lucky: Ya but I didn't make it
Me: But you just came out of a hole and no one was even there
Lucky: Hey guys have a pretty good base
Me: Lucky just shut up

5 Minutes later we discovered a large amount of tunnels below our base. To this date Lucky still denies making the tunnels And continues to make more Lucky Excuses evreyday

Lucky Excuse by Pimped out pantry June 29, 2011

covid excuse 

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.

Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.

covid excuse by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Gamer Excuse 

An excuse used by a gamer when he/she has been beaten in a game by a PC or an NPC.

Examples of Gamer Excuses include:

(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!

(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!

Gamer Excuse by Matthew Williams May 18, 2007

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally 

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally by Movianne February 20, 2019