Bob: Ah shit here comes Ewan
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead
by BobSussy February 18, 2022
Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
by Vsgisj dvjsks September 07, 2022
The hottest guy ever. I luv him os much if anyone every hurts an Ewan i will kill you in a second. ewan has a bbc and is precious dont touch ewan UWU!
by iamagirl69696969 April 26, 2020
Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.
by Fatel is qt November 30, 2021
by Casifo0 February 26, 2019