“That bartender was definitely the Main Event. “
“When I went to cut her grass, I found out that Stacy’s mom is the Main Event.”
“I tipped her double because that Dominos delivery driver was the Main Event”
“When I went to cut her grass, I found out that Stacy’s mom is the Main Event.”
“I tipped her double because that Dominos delivery driver was the Main Event”
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The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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2. A universal term that describes the traditional activites of an Eckum sleepover.
3. An expression used to convey great multitudes of sexiness and/or viciousness possessed by a person.
2. A universal term that describes the traditional activites of an Eckum sleepover.
3. An expression used to convey great multitudes of sexiness and/or viciousness possessed by a person.
I can't beleive how well ERQM&M can do The Event!
We will go through the event tonight in E's basement.
Oh, THE EVENT!
We will go through the event tonight in E's basement.
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Person 2: That, my friend, is a Darwin event
Person 2: That, my friend, is a Darwin event
by MissyMayhem October 10, 2008
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Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.
by Filled-up Employee November 20, 2009
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When the last U.S. veteran of World War I, Frank Buckles, passed away in 2011 the First World war passed the Memory Event Horizon into history.
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