by PineappleGuaveBro December 5, 2020
A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.
I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley
by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016
stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.
by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021
Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022
a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.
by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014
Wow I can't believe Kanye one the election! Essex!
Guys when my parents divorced I now have two Christmas's! Essex!!
Guys when my parents divorced I now have two Christmas's! Essex!!
by Shlatt_fer_Prez46 November 20, 2020