Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022

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Essex, esSex, esseX

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 5, 2025

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Get the Essex, esSex, esseXmug.

essex ontario

stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.

“where do you live”
“essex ontario”
“ew fuck off hoe”

by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021

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essex green

Literally a color that schools dont like since it has the word sex in it.

-L school.

Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!

Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color

by S p a c e January 28, 2023

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Essex Girl

/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’

Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!

by EGLF August 8, 2024

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Essex

Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.

If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.

keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.

Happy birthday Essex

by thunderbearxxx June 5, 2014

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