Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?
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“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”
“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”
by Knifeindaback May 14, 2021
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Tony: 'Damn, you see this G over there?'
Mart: 'Hell yeah, I think thats Ernie G!'
Ernie G: *winks*
BJ: 'Wow, I wish I was as cool as Ernie G.'
Mart: 'Hell yeah, I think thats Ernie G!'
Ernie G: *winks*
BJ: 'Wow, I wish I was as cool as Ernie G.'
by big tony 69 November 23, 2021
Get the Ernie G mug.Ernesto is an angry italian man. You can often find him standing on the corner of his street asking why people have parked out the front of his house. He likes wood and telling you he worked on that house. He has a hard head but a soft spot for Lupini’s.
Person 1: who is that person standing on the corner in his jocks?
Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.
Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo
Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.
Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo
by Chenzo.ernesto January 19, 2022
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A characteristic and often unconscious mode or peculiarity of action, bearing, or treatment which belies or exposes the male-ness of the apparent female one is observing.
A characteristic and often unconscious mode or peculiarity of action, bearing, or treatment which belies or exposes the male-ness of the apparent female one is observing.
"I was talking to a hot chick. When I noticed the MAN-erisms, I realized she wouldn't need a strap-on to ass-fuck me. We got some lube and went home!"
by Smart as Shat June 15, 2009
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I'm not using the freezer until that ginger bastard ali cleans it out, he's been making little ernies again.
by Little Ernie February 2, 2010
Get the Little Ernie mug.Captain Ernie is the greatest fishing charter in this world. He is located in Delacroix, Louisiana. He catches all the fish, gives you all his fishing knowledge, and makes you wanna fish for eternity. He also goes by the names of: cap'n ern, youheardmeern, ernmern, and many others.
Eric: I'm going fishing tomorrow.
Tristan: Are ya going with cap'n ern?!!
Eric: Duh, Captain Ernie catches all the fish!
Tristan: You have to bring me, yaheardmeern?
Eric: Yeah, I heard ya Little Smitty!
Tristan: Are ya going with cap'n ern?!!
Eric: Duh, Captain Ernie catches all the fish!
Tristan: You have to bring me, yaheardmeern?
Eric: Yeah, I heard ya Little Smitty!
by EricCF May 27, 2013
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