(noun)
A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).
A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).
After Donnie moved to Portland, Sandra's erection collection decreased, and was thus forced to pray on high schoolers.
by nicostnico August 3, 2006
Get the erection collection mug.The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the cave-man.
The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.
Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.
Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.
The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.
Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.
Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.
Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus, specially after seeing him eyeing up dat foo over der called John.
Mother? There is no other.
Mother? There is no other.
by Homie_erectile_disfunction July 16, 2006
Get the Homo Erectus mug.1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.
2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004
Get the erection rejection mug.The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.
This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again
by bean March 5, 2003
Get the erection mug.When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
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