Empty-shirt

Empty-shirt: A person in law-enforcement or in an authority position that does not do anything or say anything in situations where they are expected to.

Empty-shirt: A cop or officer that is invisible, cowardice, useless and ineffective who is a complete waste of space.

That officer is an empty-shirt because he never intervenes or says anything if someone is doing something wrong in front of him.

by Vacia Camisa February 19, 2022

empty bookshelf

Woman with huge breast implants that stick out like a bookshelf who has no books (brains) to go with it.

Did you see that story of the woman that was fired from her job for being "too sexy"? Well, once you start digging into her background and see some other videos of her, it turns out she's just an empty bookshelf.

by Bob and Lesa July 26, 2010

half full/empty cup

I don't care whether my cup's half full or empty, I just wanna know who the hell's been drinkin my beer!

John was pissed because he had a half full/empty cup of beer.

by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010

Empty Net Syndrome

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.

Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.

by Jafeica November 3, 2015

Emphatuated

To cum continually until death.

John emphatuated

by Richard N. Coch January 13, 2019

Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.

I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.

by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019

Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.

Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009