Elton

The best friend anyone could ask for.

I know Elton would have my back no matter what.

by There can only be one February 5, 2025

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Kyan Elton

A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.

Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.

Person 1: Who's that lowering his voice over there for codi?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kyan Elton

by fuckoffkyan June 20, 2022

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Elton Jo Leroy

the best friend anyone could wish for......

Elton Jo Leroy is my best friend

by s.kartha July 4, 2024

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Elton, Louisiana

Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.

The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana

by WorseThanHitler March 27, 2021

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Elton

The straightest being on the planet.

He is a more serious, yet swaggy, and comedic man.
He is wanted by all weman and men are afraid of him.

Yo, Its Elton, I want to marry him so much.

by BigCMan69 October 12, 2021

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Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

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