Elevated Steed

When that nigga Conner thinks he’s too cool for everyone else.

“Get off your elevated steed Conner, nobody gives a rat’s dick hole about your Gucci fanny pack.”

by Berty Kay December 18, 2019

elevator eating

Elevator eating is a date worse then death. The process of making the sickening act of elevator eating starts with two guys, one inside the elevator and the other one stuck in the elevator doors while the guy inside starts eating the other guys ass without consent. But while the guy eating the ass does his thing the one that's stuck gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies.

Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.

Unless he also likes eating shit.

Gal shier and his friend went up thru the elevator and started commiting elevator eating while the saw someone got stuck between the doors

by Aventador ali February 18, 2020

An Elevator Suprise

When you fart in an elevator before you exit, leaving it for the next unsuspecting person.

Jaime left An Elevator Suprise for his boss Jim, when he was heading down to the break room.

by UrbanCreatornoob May 13, 2017

Elevator Rage

noun, verb The extreme anger felt by some elevator riders when another rider chooses to take the elevator up one floor as opposed to taking the stairs. People that are habitually late or dislike fat people are more likely to experience elevator rage. Elevator rage rarely escalates to violence, but is the cause of much eye-rolling, loud sighing, and pointed watch checking.

Kat can no longer control her elevator rage, she even gets pissed when the guy on crutches rides the elvator from 13 to 14. Joe was elevatoring raging the whole way up to our sales appointment.

by Topper 7770 July 6, 2011

elevator knob

When a fuckboy sends you a video of him wanking and his knob is bigger than his skinny Dick

Zach has an elevator knob

by Tanishaa123 June 15, 2018

elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.

by Light Joker December 17, 2005

Elevator Bingo

An elevator game commonly played in not so busy elevators with a group of friends, created by a shelter island school student(not aloud to say names). The way you play this game is, you get into an elevator with at least one friend. You hit the top floor button and then guess what floor it will land on before you reach the top or bottom depending on the way you're going when you play. If you guess correctly you win, and thats a point, or something. idk. Remember though before a new round starts you must say "1, 2, 3, ELEVATOR BINGO"

"This museum is boring"

"Let's play elevator bingo!"

"Alright"

by catnthehat68 November 20, 2010