male egos

the belief that you are much better or more important than other people, or behavior that shows this

Man,male egos, I don't know how you guys make it through the day with them.

by Timo Qui May 4, 2008

Ego Terrorism

Inflating someone's ego by complimenting them gratuitously, thereby altering their personality to that of an ass and directing their life into a downward spiral from which they will not recover.

Todd: You're just awesome, Steve. I could never match your awesomeness.
Steve: Why, thanks. I guess I am awesome.
Todd: And I'm not just saying that out of ego terrorism.
Steve: Ah, then I'll take your words to heart. I genuinely am better than other people.
(years pass)
Steve: WHY DO THEY ALL HATE ME?!
Steve: (cuts wrists)
(minutes pass)
Todd: That'll serve you right, it will.
Todd: (spits on corpse)

by Butt Butt Butt but Butt May 3, 2009

Stupid-ego

The 4th component of the psyche that is responsible for causing one to make poor decisions.

I meant to send my curse-filled email response to only one person but my stupid-ego made me hit "reply all."

by sisterscaryluv October 15, 2008

Ego-seismic

Thinking about the cause of an earthquake relating to yourself.

Maybe us moving, redirected the epicentre of U.S earthquakes to where we were from. I like to think of it as Ego-Seismic thinking

by Jane-Anne July 28, 2012

Massive Ego

When you think you’re the best

That guy has a massive ego, he thinks he’s the best at everything

by Syn3rgyy June 9, 2020

Virtual-Ego

1. The deliberate-delayed liking of other people's posts on social media. ( usually people who're friends )

2. The belief that some person in not worthy of your valuable (sarcasm intended ) 'likes.'

They are small people with big virtual-ego.

by Laxoor93 June 13, 2018

Ego Masturbation

To not only stroke your own ego, but to do so vigorously.

Newb RE 5 game: " Oooo! A TRIcell computer! I wonder whats on it..."
Pro RE 5 player: "Oh that? Nothing but Wesker's Ego Masturbation."

by Werebereus June 28, 2011