Eggplantation

when you fill your partner up with your eggplant

I did some eggplantation to my girlfriend last night. ;)

by pussack August 6, 2018

Eggplant

A dick.

Just like you.

Send nudes *eggplant emoji*

by the twix bar September 19, 2018

Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.

Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*

by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021

Eggplant

A subtle nickname to call your ex boyfriend's girlfriend that has weird purple hair.

"Hey , look it's Eggplant."
"She has Eggplant hair."

by GoldenClown April 6, 2017

eggplant

lemme guess. You're here cuz

1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system

2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"

but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.

person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.

person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them

person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.

Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.

by hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless" December 24, 2021

Potato, Eggplant

A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.

Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".

by Whyyaman January 7, 2023

Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023