Eugene

A stupid individual who has no sense of humour and is very retarded.

Eugene was being himself again, getting a terrible mark in class.

by Skychuf May 8, 2017

Eugene

Bite a dick

I mean it's serious but it's not Eugene serious a.k.a. bit a dick serious

by Zmarb July 15, 2016

Eugene

A beautiful person, sometimes a little weird, but in the best way ever. :)

Person 1: "Look there goes Eugene."

Person 2: "He's weird, in the coolest way."

by joiewfo April 17, 2019

Eugene

Not a school shooter. Has never worn a fedora or trench coat in his life. Probably one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet who is very intelligent. Also really funny and can’t simp for his life.

That hot guy over there is such a Eugene.

by You know it’s true April 23, 2020

Eugene

Sad individual without friends. Always brings his golden AK to school, cause the other students won´t be laughing anymore once he shoots it up. Setup: Ak-47, Attachments: Extended mags + Fast mags, Scorestreaks: Uav, Counter-Uav, Orbital Vsat

The kids stopped laughing when Eugene reached into his backpack, pulled out his Ak-47 and shot up the fuckin school. He was happy, because he knew they would never make fun of him again (apart from dank memes).

by GiantGayRapist February 20, 2017

Eugene

A blonde and blue eyed beauty.
They come from the northern europe, but they've spread all around europe and america. You'll recognise one when you see him.

He might be the devil.

OMG, that's an Eugene!

by Devil-E August 8, 2017

Eugene

An extremely cringeworthy, quirkily individual that cannot be identified as a human being, therefore addressed here as "being". Such being is rejected by the normal society and forced into a life of inner sociopathic boarderline tendencies, which find their expression in the steady use of a fedora, associated with a trenchcoat, and in certain behaviours the normal society would define as "abnormal", such as the usual pledge in school shooting, child/women molesting activities. Such abnormal hobbies, though harmful for the psychological stability of the members of the normal society, are carried out as attempts to ascribe a meaning to its existence. Moreover, this Being tends to desperately seek for a mate within the normal human society, trying to avoid the female members of its species (addressed as Eugenas). Also, such Being has mastered the ability of hiding objects.

When Eugene attempts to reach for its backpack, every person in the area knows what to do: run to the nearest "exit".

by LordOfDarkness001 November 10, 2017