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Heavy electricity

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.
Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.
by Kevchenko March 29, 2005
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EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts)

This condition can be mainly found in white English males aged 16 to 50. (Some rare occasions this can be found in other countries, races and even found in females)

Symptoms include :-

Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.

Extreme case symptoms :-

All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.

If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.

To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.
"That balaclava clad bloke must be suffering from EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts), we should try to help him with education and understanding to make him better"

"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."
by Alexander Jones 2012 November 7, 2012
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election tourist

Someone who came to 4chan's /pol/ for explicitly political reasons, most likely during the 2016 or 2020 U.S. presidential election. Despite the fact that /pol/ was designed as a containment board, the election tourist will inevitably venture outside /pol/ and try to bring up political affairs on boards and threads that have nothing to do with politics. One of the single biggest factors in the decline of 4chan over the past 6-8 years.
This is a thread about Dragon Ball Z, why are you talking about Trump and Israel, you fucking election tourist?
by Ant96 February 11, 2022
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Electrical

Green: Where?
Yellow: Who
Purple: ITS RED ITS FUCKING RED HE KILLED BLUE IN ELECTRICAL
Orange has voted. 8 remaining.
Red: What do you mean I was doing tasks in Medbay the entire time
White: Yeah you seem sus Purple
Yellow has voted. 7 remaining.
Lime: Proof?
Cyan: If not Purple then Red
White has voted. 6 remaining.
Brown has voted. 5 remaining.
Cyan has voted. 4 remaining.
Green has voted. 3 remaining.
Lime has voted. 2 remaining.
Pink: Guys why is my name red?
Brown: Pink vote
Pink has voted. 1 remaining.
Black: Wait I was in Medb-

Purple was not The Impostor.
2 Impostors Remain.
by ZXKVER September 24, 2020
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erectile dysfunction

When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.
His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.
by cuz fuck you thats why February 2, 2015
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orgasmic erection

The word orgasmic erection refers to the great feeling of pleasure you get when you get an erection and it feels so good you have an orgasm or great pleasure. Loud noises may be associated with orgasmic erections.
Ex 1: My girlfriend thinks it is weird that I moan during an orgasmic erection.
Ex 2: My girlfriend was rubbing against my dick so hard she gave me an orgasmic erection.
Ex 3: Is it bad if my dick turns blue when i have an orgasmic erection?
by dickface457457 April 22, 2015
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Reverse Erection

When something is so vile and such a massive turnoff that your penis literally panics and retreats back into your body. This is a defense mechanism and natural instinct so your penis can not be sexually violated by what has been deemed so repulsive.
When I had found out my mom's ex boyfriend texted me about how horny he was, thinking it was my mom's phone number, it gave me a reverse erection.
by TuxedoChicken January 23, 2016
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