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Short for Slashdotted

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by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

-ed

to add onto a word for no apparent reason

loved: loveded
humped: humpeded
sexed: sexeded

by Daniela March 20, 2003

@-ed

The action of @ mentioning someone on twitter -past tense-.

LOL, I just @-ed P!nk and she replied!!!!

by aidenpurple April 13, 2011

-ed

A suffix that a posh person can add to literally any noun to mean 'drunk' in the UK.

Wellington George: Golly. It seems my wife has left me for a much younger man. It seems like a good time to get absolutely trouser-ed

by ugh school June 6, 2016

@ed

The verb form of @, used to refer to having @ed someone in the past.

"Sorry I @ed you"
"No it's fineee"

by marcywustanlolz September 22, 2021

Ed Witten

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

Ed Witten

A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.

Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.

Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.

Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.

Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.

"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?

"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"

Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.

Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.

by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012