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dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.
Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.
by Pale Rider August 4, 2007
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dusted

what happens to a vampire when he/she is killed. it is based on the idea that when a vampire is killed by a wooden stake to the heart, a silver bullet, beheading, or being exposed to sunlight, it's body becomes ashes or "dust".
Buffy the Vampire Slayer dusted so many vamps last night!
by myparisinflames May 13, 2005
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Slut Dust

Slut Dust Stripper Glitter was made popular in Los Angeles California by a local business man. There are more than 50 colors of the bright poly glitter. It has been used for crafts, nails, and body glitter. The product was so popular that fakes even started to arise, they also have an apparel line. It was first mass marketed and sold by a company in California named Silva Acquisitions. There are many retailers of this product.
I finally found a Slut Dust Stripper Glitter color to match my nails!
by Slut Duster July 29, 2013
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Dusting the fan

Mike's addiction to porn leads us all to believe that he is really into dusting the fan.
by projX February 6, 2009
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sphincter dust

Crusty and dried on shit on your butt cheeks resulting from shitting in the middle of the night, and passing out on the toilet before being able to wipe your ass.
I passed out on the toilet last night and woke up with my ass cheeks covered in sphincter dust.

I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.
by Wordstylez November 20, 2020
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Pubic dust

The hair particles that result from shaving the pubic region with an electric shaver.
After my girlfriend finished shaving in front of the mirror I noticed the pubic dust left on the carpet.
by Chadbinger September 2, 2012
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Maradona Dust

Cocaine - based on footballer Diego Maradona’s frequent use of cocaine
“Have you seen Luke’s eyes? He’s been on the old Maradona Dust”
by FinlayMCFC January 30, 2022
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