dukes

A great show that was ruined by the new Dukes Of Hazard movie with the dumb blonde Jessica Simpson that should be shot...

Guy 1: Dukes of Hazard was the best show ever!
Guy 2: Yeah but have you seen the new movie with that dumb blonde?
Guy 1: Hell no! I never want to either!

by Quadzilla September 3, 2005

DUKE

An absolutely metal-to-the-core kid, who can't be stopped because he's fueled by the power of a true God.

Hey Duke! Sup?

by sharonterror September 2, 2009

duke

Big; Large; Industrial Sized; Strong; Intimidating. Belittles others when compared. Reminiscent of the video game character Duke Nuke'm.

Man, that guy is Duke.

Your car is duke.

Everclear alchohol is duke.

by Virus August 29, 2003

dukes

Posessing the ability to compete, succeed, or or attain a goal or status.

Positive: I railed that chick last night, and she said I had mad dukes.

Negative: I tried to rail your mom last night, and found out she was a lesbian. I got no dukes.

(In the style of Adam Sandler's Talking Goat sketch.)

by Cliffy September 1, 2003

Duke

A short black guy who is really good at fortnite and dates a girl named jaila

“What up duke”

by Fatgayboyz April 12, 2019

Duke

A weak, deluded, impressionable and submissive man who’s wife keeps his balls in her handbag

“Hey mate you’re at risk of becoming a duke the way you let her impose on your life like that

by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020

duke

a huge dump, taking an enormous crap, pooping a big turd

Leave me alone im taking a duke!!!

by phillip sims May 26, 2006