duecer

To take an extra large dump in one's toilet.

Tim: Holy shit, you should see the duecer i laid out in your toilet!
Jim: I'll grab the camera

by Pelican-man July 20, 2008

me duele

Actually a little closer to "I hurt" but it all depends...but use Spanish unless you study the context

Me duele porque mi novio no está aquí.

by wtfmates March 19, 2004

duecer

An extra large turd. Often used to describe a person.

Don't be such a duecer you moron!

by Flobbitt January 23, 2009

team duece

The act of taking a shit with one or more of your friends in a public restroom.

"Hey guys, lets take a team duece, then shower, and head out to pick up some tramps..."

by Marko June 24, 2004

Black Duece

It's when your poop is big that it is the size of one or two black penises. Size may vary from 8 to 16 inches.

The black Duece is from personal experience.

by ilikeshit123 November 6, 2012

Frosting a Duece

Frosting a Duece is an unusual practice which involves a man taking a duece and then proceeding to masturbate until he ejaculates onto it.

*Note: A man may also frost someone else's duece

Dude! I was taking a shit this morning and it got me so worked up I ended up frosting that shit!

So this whole time you've been frosting a duece?

by Peteytreats August 6, 2009

Frank Duxed

To Be Frank Duxed is:

similar to being knocked out in world record fashion by swift Frank Dux roundhouse kick to the head

it can apply to, quick losses in gambling, fighting, sports games, or rejection to name a few

also applicable to the pansy at a party who passes out after a shot of tequila

It Can also be used in the verb form: Frank Duxing It, in which the losing/rejection is pre meditaded

its origin comes from the Bloodsport movie, in which Van Damme played the character Frank Dux, a martial arts specialist who honoured his shidoshi in the Kumite by winning it all and by defeating opponents in world record time

John really got Frank Duxed the other night, he went in all in at poker on the 1st hand and lost with a pair of twos.

by The Babaganoush March 3, 2007