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Cart Drifting

Cart Drifting is something where a person gets in a cart and is moving at the speed of a cart, but with STYLE. The movement of a cart is depended on and person to push/pull the cart, they can also use wind, a stick, magic or some type of water fueled engine that can move the cart. If you see two men in Black suits for the last one, you might wanna skedaddle

There are also different type of carts to cart that just right for Cart Drifting, Target carts for example are slick with there wheels allowing for the carts to be fast and loose,
Walmart carts on the other hand always have that on wheel on top right of the cart. You know the one, it swerves and squeaks a lot which makes the cart emotionally unstable and is the main cause for 45% of cart fatality rates. That doesn't mean it isn't possible to not Cart Drift on them.

Now that you know that it's awesome, go and Drift on them hoes.
"Mommy, what are those grown men doing riding on those carts?"

"Don't look, They're Cart Drifting sweetie. They're a bad influence"
by Julion Dee Carter July 13, 2022
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Multitrack Drifting

When choosing between 2 bad things, electing to do both of them at once; a subversion of the Morton's Fork.

The name is a reference to the Trolley Problem, where you are supposed to choose between letting 4 people tied to the track die and pulling the lever, running over 1 person with the trolley and being directly responsible for their death.
Person 1: "If you had to chose, would you rather kill 2 piglets or 1 puppy?"
Person 2: "Multitrack Drifting."
Person 1: "What the fuck."
by Nebulaud March 2, 2025
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Thrift Drifting

The practice of visiting multiple thrift stores in succession within a single outing, characterized by a fluid, exploratory approach to shopping without a fixed itinerary, allowing the shopper to “drift” between locations in search of unique secondhand items.
On Saturday, she spent the afternoon thrift drifting across the city, uncovering vintage treasures at each stop.
by Tara Gumrent March 21, 2025
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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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