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Drink Tickets 

Lower level rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a party girl whos really into booze. She is hammered most of the time, causing her looks to fall in the shitter, but will bang anyone for free Drink Tickets.
"Aw man, I was at this party last night, and this chick was total Drink Tickets. I wasn't hammered enough to bang her, but Joker was so plastered, he humped her right there on the couch!"
Drink Tickets by SP00NS October 7, 2007

drink from the furry cup 

bernard was just about to drink from the furry cup when debbie farted and burned off about a foot of his chest hair

Drink reflex 

The sound someone makes after drinking a nice refreshing drink after being thirsty for quite a while.
Guy 1:*Ahhh*
Guy 2:What was that?
Guy 1:What was what?
Guy 2: That "Ahhh" noise you made after drinking that sprite.
Guy 1: Oh, that was a drink reflex. I couldn't help it, I was REALLY thirsty!

drink and drake 

The act of listening to the music stylings of Drake (formerly Jimmy from Degrassi) and feeling the need to call or text a past lover because of it. Preferably drunk and confessing all the feelings that are hidden within you.
Matt: While we were out last night 'Hold On, We're Going Home' came on at the bar, John started drunk texting Sara while crying.
Dan: Wow, he totally had a drink and drake moment.
drink and drake by hrmln September 19, 2013

Drink The Salmon 

A Salmon that lives out of water but sometimes goes out on the water for a long period of time. Drink the Salmon is known for his superior PC technician skills, and his studies with the "buffer". Drink the Salmon is also known for consuming large amounts of cheese steak and one time, usually covered with mlano cookies. Drink the Salmon can be usually be found on the bottom of any scoreboard in the video game Combat Arms.
I saw Drink the Salmon the other day on the bottom of the scoreboard in combat arms, eating two cheesesteaks at once time covered in mlano cookies, while handing out buffers to his teammates.

Drink Water 

Telling Somebody To Fuck Off By Drowning Themselves!
Person 1: Leave Me Alone!

Person 2: No! Im Going To Bother You All Day

Person 1: Drink Water Bitch!
Drink Water by Le0123 June 29, 2009