The study of Douchebags.
Your such a douchebag! You should go to douchebag college and study Douchebagology. You will become a certified douchebagologist.
by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
Get the Douchebagology mug.A unit of measure that describes a level of douchebaggery, based on how many people that a person, or person's action offends, or how many people dislike someone in general.
One offended person is equal to 1 douchebagurelle, however one person who dislikes the offender is equal to 5 douchebagurelles. The amount of douchebaggery that is being measured in douchebagurelles in also unaffected by the amount of friends that the perpetrator has, though if someone stops disliking someone, 5 douchebagurelles are lost. Douchebagurelles also decay at the rate of one per week, also expressed as 1Dbl/Wk.
One offended person is equal to 1 douchebagurelle, however one person who dislikes the offender is equal to 5 douchebagurelles. The amount of douchebaggery that is being measured in douchebagurelles in also unaffected by the amount of friends that the perpetrator has, though if someone stops disliking someone, 5 douchebagurelles are lost. Douchebagurelles also decay at the rate of one per week, also expressed as 1Dbl/Wk.
Assuming that my measurements are correct, the idiot that got drunk and punched you at the party currently possesses 145 douchebagurelles for that incident alone.
by Dictionarial August 16, 2009
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by Wastey-McHammeredson January 31, 2010
Get the douchebaggins mug.One who hunts large wild animals without preperation, training or regards to his own (and other's) safety.
A douchebag hunter, and a hunting party, with high powered rifles manages to get attacked by a leopard.
by Rhemis June 19, 2010
Get the Douchebag Hunter mug.A person who participates in extreme acts of douchebaggery.
Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.
Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.
"That guy's dog just shit in my yard and he just left it!"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"
by dudeguybroman February 3, 2012
Get the Douchebag Knievel mug.Of course, this word applies to many different types of insufferable dickheads across this country. But my favorite, my absolute favorite, is the douche that will precipitate some type of physical conflict at a bar, a club, or anywhere. The douche then gets a pop in the mouth or the nose and immediately calls law enforcement to report himself as the victim of a crime. (the same law enforcement he will badmouth any other time). I feel strongly that this type of douche is indigenous to southwest Idaho. They are crawling all over Boise, Nampa, Caldwell, Eagle, and Meridian.
Did you see that Douchebag? He grabs my wife's ass, I pop him one on the nose, and he calls the police and now I have a to go to court for battery.
by fritzboise January 25, 2017
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