douche 

1.(verb) To mariniate the vagina.
2. To have oil and vinegar added to a sub sandwich

Yeah, I'll have lettuce, tomato, onions and why not? Douche it!

douche by Jymbo June 11, 2006

Douche 

A person experiencing constant brain-farts and word-vomit. Frequently makes nonsense statements. However, is often very lovable and sexy, and is adored by many. A good source of entertainent.

WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.

He's such a silly douche, but i love him!

Douche by Expert123 November 13, 2009

douche 

1.) People who sit in Starbucks on their laptops all day thinking that they're all that

2.) People who use Macs.

3.) Shortened version of douchebag

1.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche sitting in Starbucks with his cheap ass dell laptop!"
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"

2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."

douche by leetbaka.com March 4, 2008

Douche 

(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.

Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.

Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.

Douche by FellFromTheNest June 21, 2008

douche 

thom yorke.

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douche by Kate Drumm October 9, 2008

Douche 

(adj.) In prior definitions, being called a "Douche" was considered an insult. However, in recent times, being called a "Douche" is taken as a compliment because of the advancements of social adolecent culture influenced by the media. Especially the reality show on MTV, Jersey Shore.

Jake: "Abraham, you are looking so douche with those shades, tan, and buff body you have there."

Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."

Douche by Abe&JakeBFF June 1, 2011

Douche 

a person that likes giving oral service to a woman

"That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."

Douche by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008