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dofus

"What the hell?! You're sucha dofus!"
by Andress November 30, 2006
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docusign

The act of sending a contract digitally and waiting for your bastard prospect to either sign the stupid thing or decide he's gonna go with a cheaper, poor quality competitor.
"Ima send you that docusign. Sign that shiz immediately."
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"
by wbubblegunit December 15, 2017
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douschebaggery

The act of being a douschebag
stop all of this damned douschebaggery!
by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010
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Documentary Fat

A phrase used for people who are beyond obese. Initiated by Kevin Bridges in one of his stand up routines. If someone is Documentary Obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.
David: Did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her fanny had flab growing on it
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.
by 09rob1234 December 3, 2011
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Documentia

Syndrome old Technical Writers get, especially those in the Technical Writing too long. Symptoms include forgetfulness, confusing simple words like there and their (words that have been commonplace for their entire careers) and replacing pictures with 1,000 words each. Similar to Alzheimer's or Dementia in the average public.
The Tech Writer knew he had succumbed to documentia when he replaced a photograph of a beautiful sunset with a corresponding 1,000 word description.
by VATechWriter May 30, 2013
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dacus malfoy

Dacus Malfoy is a term used to define a person who changes personality after the consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Dacus Malfoy is often irresponsible and a little crazy.
Wow, that guy's gone full Dacus Malfoy
by MaxBrockbank November 21, 2015
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Decussate

To betray or "cross" someone who is an aspiring young professional (e.g. lawyer, physician).
She canceled our dinner date because she felt ill; yet I saw her out at the bars later that evening. If she decussates me again, I am going to unfollow her on instagram.
by DeezAnteriorNutz October 2, 2016
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