Data Dock

Redneck slang for computer

Quit putting porn on my Data Dock!

by Standish Chainsaw October 20, 2009

Red Sock Dock

Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.

Adam red sock docked his boyfriend after a particularly rough anal sex session.

by Miguel Sanchez-Smith October 9, 2008

shock dock

A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure

I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt

by senior shock dock February 20, 2011

ball dock

Chin, the lower part of the face where testicles (balls) would end up if given oral sex by that person.

Scott said, "hey, look at the hairy ball dock on that crack whore!

"Nice ball dock on that new girl, eh?" Scott querried.

by Rhombic December 14, 2008

Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock

Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.

While laying in the bathtub, I gave myself a fire boat salute in dry dock.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Yellow Dock

To partake in a yellow dock is to add hard liquor or spirits to an already alcoholic mixed beverage. The result of which is typically an extreme and more expedient level of intoxication. Common combinations include vodka with Palm Bays, Smirnoff Ice, Twisted Teas or other coolers. Experimentation with other combinations has mixed results (pun intended).

1. She kept adding more vodka to her Palm Bay; she was yellow docking hard.
2. I yellow docked last night and don't remember a thing.
3. Last night was a code Blue Fox Red; those yellow docks hit me hard.

by littlelion April 24, 2014

Loading Dock

The act of defecating into an uncircumcised man's foreskin.

"This loading dock is going to feel awesome," Tony thought as he held his foreskin apart and Sally backed up over top of him.

by front loader June 28, 2009