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cunty brown dock 

A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.
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Warlock Dock

When the foreskin of a uncircumsized penis, with a larger than normal circumfrance, stretches over another penis with a considerably smaller circumfrance; Most notably called a Dock. The end result is the foreskin of the larger penis drooping over the other penis like a Wizards sleeve.
Gandalf the Grey Warlock Docked Frodo Baggins while Samwise and Smeagol watched in astonishment.
Warlock Dock by The Big Dock February 27, 2009
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Pembroke Dock 

A town in Pembrokeshire, Wales. It has roads (some with tarmac), buildings (some still standing) and seagulls (all carrying concealed weapons.)

Newsreader, author and radio host Jamie Owen was raised in Pembroke Dock. Research into whether or not this had any influence on his choice of ties has remained inconclusive.

Pembroke Dock has a ferry terminal. There, you can buy revolting coffee and stock up on scented dog poo bags. They're green and have a picture of a dog doing a poo on them. Splendid.
TAFF: Where you going?

DAI: Pembroke Dock.

TAFF: Why?

DAI: I've run out of dog poo bags.

TAFF: But you haven't got a dog.

DAI: I know. But they make great car air fresheners.
Pembroke Dock by Dewin December 27, 2011

Data Dock 

Quit putting porn on my Data Dock!
Data Dock by Standish Chainsaw October 20, 2009

Red Sock Dock 

Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.
Adam red sock docked his boyfriend after a particularly rough anal sex session.

shock dock 

A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure
I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt
shock dock by senior shock dock February 20, 2011

ball dock 

Chin, the lower part of the face where testicles (balls) would end up if given oral sex by that person.
Scott said, "hey, look at the hairy ball dock on that crack whore!

"Nice ball dock on that new girl, eh?" Scott querried.
ball dock by Rhombic December 14, 2008