disturbo

The clown you don't hire twice.

"Where were you this morning?"
"I got a job entertaining little kids as a birthday party clown. Here look at the costume I made ..."
*Puts on mask*
"You are not wearing that to Children's birthday parties."
"I call myself 'Disturbo the clown you don't hire twice'."

Pears Before Swine, Stephan Pastis, Rat, Goat

by Diamondback Darell June 15, 2017

disturging

Something that is "disgusting" and "disturbing" at the same time. As in:

Yesterday, I saw a naked fat man wearing nothing but a clown wig and clown makeup eating an entire bucket of fried chicken while waiting for the bus. It was quite disturging, to say the least.

by Muffyn78 June 29, 2011

Dixturb

When a man pokes his bed partner with his hard-on as a message that he wants to have sex, or "play".

"Don't dixturb me, can't you see I'm trying to sleep."

by 2craycray March 22, 2013

Discurbed

When there’s too many people taking up space on a path, causing a member of the group to be taken off the curb and into the road

*group of three approaches pavement two persons wide, one member forces to walk behind but chooses to decurb* “Guys, make space, I’ve been discurbed”

by CurbQueen October 20, 2022

shit disturber

Slang for vandal, most likely started in Canada,if so it has migrated south into the states, at the very least up-state New York and Newhapmsher, to disturb the peace and have fun doing it. These people are usually know for getting into fights or being publicly disobediant, usually disregarding he oppinions of,or even provoking athority
figures.

eg: the guy/girl who mooned the cops at a "peaceful" protest, damn those idiots busted upold man rene's door again, "he actually took a dump on the police cruiser!" exclaimed little jimmy the redundantly crippled parapolegic, etc.

by elsamo bin hiden July 2, 2004

shit-disturber

Someone who loves to cause strife and turmoil. A masochist.

Look under "God" for definition

by Maleduce December 15, 2003

sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.

STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?

by Krakky McKraken June 26, 2008