Trouser Disturbance

A general disturbance of the groinal area in mainly male humans due to one of the following:

1) Seeing a hot biatch

2) Doing too much weed
3) Getting priapism
4) Being weird
5) One word: Handkerbate

1) OMG that chick is sooo flamin' hot its maaajor trouser disturbance time

2) Duuuuude...i'm like soooo stoooned...hey whats that in my pants?

3) Ow! This trouser diturbance hurts the shit outta my d*ck

4) Ging gang gooolie woolie bonga bong-shaka-laka...oooh is that my little sausage getting up?

5) Ok i draw the line at giving an example for handkerbation. look it up on this site for f*cks sake!

by Blixmeister May 19, 2009

Do Not Disturb

The mode on discord some people NEVER change.

Some people on our server are always on do not disturb. They haven’t changed their status since they were invited here.

by Ceruleanus December 1, 2018

Disturburbed

Disturburbed, along with Jimmy Buffet, is one of the best metal bands ever.

The metal concert that will blow your mind

DISTURBURBED: LIVE AT GERGORGE

by Sam......... August 27, 2008

the disturbed

A person, when usually a hobo is jacking off in the back of the city bus not caring who's watching or who he's watching. This person is very disturbed. especially if he is staring at you.

I saw the disturbed person in the back of the bus today.

by whimbo November 8, 2005

felt a disturbance in the Force

A variation of a famous quote fron Star Wars. It's used to justify a great coincidence or amoment of luck, eg. when you arrive to a place at the exact moment something interesting happens.

X: Dude, you came from the kitchen just in time to watch the touchdown!

Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.

by zealot_08 July 8, 2010

Disturbed

The best fucking band to ever grace this earth with music and anyone that dont like them can go to hell and get raped up the ass by satan

Man:Disturbed Fucking sucks
Me:im going to kill you and hang your head on my mantle

by Barakus_666 February 4, 2008

disturbed

one of the only really good bands out there today. i have advice: do not buy a disturbed CD at Walmart. Liberation sounds like shit with every single motherfucker bleeped out. I hate big retail stores like that where they pull some shit like that to ruin the song, just as long as we can't hear any cuss words, heaven forbid. Anyway, they have some truly great songs, like Stricken, Down with the Sickness, Fear, Liberation, Decadence, Just Stop, I could go on. great band and FUCK you haters.

disturbed is fuckin awesome and are keeping nu-metal alive by a thread.

by witness accursed February 5, 2008