Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.

“You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420

by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020

dyslexicize

Transpose words in a sentence

She just told me, “I fucking love you so much” and I replied,”I love fucking you so much” too. I dyslexicize(d) that sentence

by jeffisgod March 24, 2020

Dilexic

Charlie not knowing how to do English

He is a dilexic

by Gstqr123448 June 9, 2020

dyslexicist

the discrimination on a person or persons with dyslexia

“you are how”
“why do you sound dyslexic”
“stop being dyslexicist”

by pseudonym976687 June 22, 2020

disleximus

A condition known to Hispanic people that can’t say things right

Sorry foo my disleximus is acting up again

by Illegalhispanic October 29, 2020

Disclexic

Noun: Someone whose disc golf discs never fly where they wanted them too.

Adjective: A disc that does not fly as expected.

Richard: *throws disc onto a highway*
Terry: WTF Richard
Richard: Sorry, I'm a disclexic

Billy: *throws a new disc into a tree*
Bob: Wow that disc is disclexic

by aguythatplaysdiscgolf November 10, 2020

dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020