Diplomadick

Being able to negotiate with someone and yet still tell them to go eat a dick.

I initiated diplomadick contact with the other alliance leader last night. We might help them after he eats a dick.

by Hawen December 28, 2021

DARE diploma

The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.

In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.

by Viscount Druitt February 7, 2020

High School Diploma

Paper that costs $15,000(or more) that proves you passed even though you didn't study anything in high school and makes College or uni professors scratch their head if they should report the school who gave you that paper.

My dog wanted to play fetch so I threw my high school diploma.

by MtheWeiss May 27, 2018

diplomancy

The dark arts of winning wars with friendship and lies, and expecting the same from one's opponents. The dark side of the arts of diplomacy.

Watch out. He might help you in the near-term, but he's a diplomancer, he already knows exactly when he's going to burn your friendship and stab you in the back.

Some people can't play Neptune's Pride more than once, because they don't have the emotional constitution for diplomancy. They just can't enjoy a game that requires them to doublecross their allies.

by 7154b22954f68d626c891921a6a5e0 August 11, 2015

Shotgun Diplomacy

A decent ska band based out of sunny Gainesville, FL.

Their best song is Zombies.

"Shotgun Diplomacy really got the mosh pit going last night."

"Yeah, but not as much as Angry Banana."

by fahoogleghads March 1, 2010

Puerto Rican Diploma

The arrest record of a Puerto Rican

The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013

Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.

Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008