big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.

Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.

by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016

Dicker down salad

When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.

yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.

by Ryngor October 16, 2018

lesbian fag dicker

some one who is a lesbian, a fag and a total asshole, usually a man.

dude billy he is evidently a lesbian fag dicker

by sephiroth12 August 21, 2011

hip dicker

When a ass kissing coworker is connected to the boss’ nipple in their mouth and hip with penis’s touching each other.

Clint the company ass kisser got caught hip dicking the boss. He’s the bosses’ favorite hip dicker!

by Steamman42 September 26, 2019

Dickerism

The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.

Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.

by $ammit T. December 16, 2010

Dicker

Military slang. A Dicker is a civilian who secretly works against the military by reporting their positions and providing intelligence to insurgents. They often use cell phones to spot for snipers, suicide bombers and command detonated IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices).

The local Dicker thought he was going to be smooth and line up our mess truck for a mortar attack. We moved it right after sunset and the empty parking lot took a dozen rounds of Russian 120.

by james savik July 4, 2022

Double dicker

Two men embrace their mons pubis together aggressively for atleast 15 minutes at a time

Terry and Doug were caught being double dickers in the shower

by Jenny456 October 13, 2018