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explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
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pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.
A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
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diarhea

Misspelling of "diarrhea," a favorite subject of elementary school songs learned on the playground.
(singing) When you're sittin' on the toilet and the toilet paper's gone, be a man: Use your hands! Diarrhea!

(singing) When you're ridin' on your Harley and you feel somethin' gnarly: Diarrhea! When you're climbin' on a ladder and you feel somethin' splatter: Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
by BlastMaster December 30, 2003
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diarrhea ball

A perfectly thrown ball in bowling that results in a strike where all the pins are thrown in the air. There cannot be any slow rolling pins that nudge others down, sliding or ones that slowly lean and tip over, all pins must be completely throw in the air with explosive results.
"Mark was losing until he started throwing diarrhea balls like crazy. He ended with a turkey in the 10th."
by shoujoboy February 28, 2013
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Implosive Diarrhea

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
by BassDefender May 15, 2015
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Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.
Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!
by Al Berich October 21, 2018
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Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010
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