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The 3 course dessert

When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.
My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.
by Mountain.greywolf April 9, 2021
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Sex Dessert

sex dessert is like whatever videos u watch or memes u look at or whatever on ur phones together after a solid fuck
last time we fucked and u started watching videos of people fighting kangaroos for dessert i wanted u to fuck me again, you have such good taste in sex dessert
by Blambi December 25, 2020
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Dinner and Dessert

When a guy gets to watch two girls going to town on each other.
"Hey Ted, I totally got dinner and dessert last night."
by Joey_P101 December 13, 2022
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dessert gravy

chocolate sauce, caramel sauce. A gravy for dessert items, mainly ice cream.
"Yo lemme get some dessert gravy on my sundae."
by HypeMane June 8, 2017
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the dessert is really there

You see it now right there! See it again, look for it again. There’s nothing like it out there, it’s inn this. Now you know what it is for you.
Look the dessert is really there. “?look where? “ the desert is so there! Girl look for you dessert. Rashondraa. “Haha no wtf girl i know it’s right here
by Honeymoonsonearth April 2, 2022
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Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014
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crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 27, 2018
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