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queen of derp

Because of her randomness and general awesomeness, Jennifer Lawrence is the queen of derp.
Many tags on instagram will have a pic of JLaw making a funny/ derpy face
This week's #wcw:Jennifer Lawrence
aka: queen of derp
#queenofderp
by IG:_Jaanelley_ March 5, 2014
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Jack Dempsey

A "Jack Dempsey" refers to one beating his meat very aggressively, as the legendary boxer Jack Dempsey flogged his opponents.
Dude, I got so excited over that midget porn I was watching that I stole some face cream from my sister's make-up bag and gave myself a "Jack Dempsey". Now my pecker is sore.
by Midnight Stroker August 21, 2008
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derpster

One who derps. DERP!!!!
1. Tom: "Dude, Gary is totally hitting on his girlfriends mom right in front of her!"

John: "What a friggin' derpster!"

2. "Bernie just screwed me on my car loan. I'll get that derpster if it's the last thing I do!"
by JoBry December 9, 2008
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Herp da derp

A variant of Herp Derp, Herp da Derp is:
1.) An expression when someone says something obvious.
2.) An expression for when someone says/does something stupid.
3.) A random expression usually used during an awkward silence, but can be used out of complete randomness; can also be used as a greeting.
1.)Guy1: Canada is a country.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!

2.)Guy1: I just drove off a skyscraper on a scooter.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!

3a.)Guy1: I'm gay.
Guy2: ........ HERP DA DERP!

3b.)Guy: -opens chat room with random friend- HERP DA DERP!
by herpdaderp:D August 18, 2010
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Deeps

Slang for the popular online term DPS or, damage-per-second. Easier to pronounce and less likely to misspell.
Gee Ollie, you did some great deeps tonight!
by Uxenn May 30, 2014
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Derpslurping

Derpslurping is an oral technique used on girls whereby the person giving oral sex flicks their tongue against the girls clitoris whilst sucking their tongue back in. Making a slurping sound, which is where the name derives.
I totally spent the night derpslurping that girl, it blew her mind!
by Cwistoferr November 6, 2012
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derp

Derp is an expression associated with stupidity, much like the earlier forms of interjections like “duh” and “dur.” In image macros, the subject is typically portrayed with eyes that are pointed to each side and a caption that reads “DERP.” The words “herp” and “derp” are often used in rage comics to replace nondescript names or parts of conversation. The first known instance of the word “derp” comes from the 1998 comedy film Baseketball by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. During a scene where they are caught smelling underwear taken from a woman’s private drawer, Matt runs out of the room and says “Derp.”
after an epic fail the person who failed said he derped
by GamingOshawott March 3, 2016
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