Demitri

These are some of the best friends you could ever ask for, they love telling jokes and having fun. They may seem really happy but make sure to check on them because they need help with sadness from time to time. Demitri's make some of the best boyfriends because they are soft and caring more than a lot of people. They know how to treat a girl properly and can always make her smile. If a Demitri ever opens up to you this is because they really trust you, do not take advantage of them because they can get back 10 fold. Overall Demitri's are good people who make great friends.

Hey it's Demitri! I hope he's been having a good day.

by The Boyfriend if a potato October 13, 2020

pimps delite

a cheap drink made from sunny d and O E

person 1: bro what the hell is in this?

person 2: thats my pimps delite. sunny d and O E. its the shit

by Kamil P/ Jonathon B January 3, 2009

Deitch

Someone with a big dick who is more than proud of it.

Popular German last name.

Hey dude, I can see the bulge in that guy's pants. Total Deitch.

by lalatatas June 16, 2014

vagi-delite

a vagitarian dish consisting of vaginal goodies and treats.

Mary ordered the fish tacos, I decided to go with the vagi-delite... breath mint anyone???, please!!!

by craftjay April 15, 2008

carbon debit

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.

by pifactorial August 6, 2008

Demitri

An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.

Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!

Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.

by Mr. Thrills June 30, 2011

Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009