by CA January 18, 2004
Get the Dear Angelmug. Deciding to write a "Dear Jane letter" may be very difficult for you, but if you truly cannot face the person you want to break it off with, then you must be brave and forge ahead.
by Jean-Luc Dalmasso September 19, 2013
Get the dear Jane lettermug. A nigga usually filled with strong emotions , usually express these feelings towards women and might have developed these emotions through a heartbreak. These people usually respect women and show all their feelings too quickly through which ends up in a nigga being played , symptoms show through strongly depressed , anti-social, posting feelings through social media about wishing they could find love. Dear John niggas are usually looked down upon or made fun of.
by Sadnibbas June 13, 2018
Get the dear john niggamug. As if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to Failblog.org.
Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.
Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.
Man 1: "Dude, this six hour trip to see Ozzfest was totally wicked and fucked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! Hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there."
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
Man 1: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
Man 1: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009
Get the Dear FAIL Blogmug. The expression to use when utter horrifying events, in a movie or real life, leave you with a horrifying feeling and you wish nothing more than for god to erase that event from existence.
Logan: DEAR GOD, NO GOD! aj: *gag noise* mike: what!?. . . Oh GOD! they all watch as a fat man gets gorilla masked!
by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007
Get the Dear god, NO god!mug. a letter written to a husband or boyfriend of Hispanic descent to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear Juan Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person.
Sonia wrote Paco a Dear Juan letter after another man was gettin some of her booty. This letter informed Paco that she was leaving him for the other man.
by Hulencia February 16, 2010
Get the Dear Juan Lettermug. Unbelieveably excellent song by Traffic, done in the same style as Cream's cover of Robert Johnson's "Crossroad Blues". Strangely enough, the song originates from the 1967 album "Mr. Fantasy", which was released in the same year as Cream's legendary "Disraeli Gears".
by captainphoenix December 12, 2006
Get the dear mr. fantasymug.