data extractor

someone who breathes and lives for data related to the mining, oil and gas sector or collectively known as extractives

my data extractor friend is gagging over the recent batch of EITI country reports

data extractor by zmarco October 28, 2019

Data Transfer

The touching of two male pinky fingertips in order to recall what happened in the last 24 hours of your partners life

Sharl we require a data transfer sea bass is horny

Data Transfer by Ricky224 December 12, 2019

Data Boys 

Data Boys are unemployed Nigerian youths given peanut to promote and defend Governors on various social media platforms.

Irate citizens beat up some alleged data boys for defending bad leadership on Facebook.

Data Boys by Hassanopy August 27, 2022

Data Weenie 

A computer nerd or geek. Someone who is constantly on the computer and has no life. A person who is so involved in computers he achieves orgasm by pressing the keyboard only.

That data weenie at the computer store has the compassion of a Compaq hard drive.

Data Weenie by Buffalo Chips January 17, 2008

data nazi 

An Information Tech person or computer geek who seeks to control all data within an organization and, thereby becomes an obstruction to others trying to share the data.

There is a work stoppage at the company because the data nazi won't allow people to send encrypted info on-line. She's overly conscientious about maintaining confidentiality.

data nazi by Abha Quimba April 24, 2009

data encraption 

The process which occurs when a computer or other electronic device corrupts files.

Our server at work got hit and now none of my files will open thanks to data encraption.

data encraption by Entropy156 June 23, 2010

Data Monkey 

A person who is incapable of any creative or critical thought, (i.e. Psychologists) who relies solely on numerical evidence to shape their worldview. In a professional realm, these are the people who don't contribute any meaningful commentary to a project that they may undertake, and instead tell anybody with questions to "look at the charts." They do not put in any meaningful work themselves, opting instead to mine for the work someone else has done and draw the most painfully obvious conclusions from it

"Oh look, this paper came to the same conclusions I did just by using my two brain cells. They must be a data monkey."

Data Monkey by dubebrotechbro November 24, 2019