danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017

danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.

I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.

by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019

danish dipper

When you’re taking a shit and your dick dips in the water.

Bro 1: Bro I was taking cranky shit and done danish dippered myself!

Bro 2: Aw man I hate when that happens!

by TylerGrape January 26, 2023

danish Picnic

The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.

"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"

by The burger king 69 June 28, 2023

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.

"That pie smells delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

by randytaylor May 20, 2009

Danish Dunk

The act of teabagging;

The act of putting your testicles into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim or willing partner

Proving how much of a man you are

My Mom complains that I eat to many donuts so I gave her the Danish Dunk.

by Juicy Jay!!!! December 16, 2008