Dan

Someone that has social status, especially with the female, that resembles that of the great Dan Blizerian. (Nuon)

"Yo, Dan like you fuck hella bitches or what?

Dan by dansfavoriteman December 16, 2020

Dan

To use the term "slut" when describing him would be letting him off lightly.

If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere.

Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again.

He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her".

Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.

"Dan, this is my friend ---"

"She 18?"

Dan by wednesdayjade April 20, 2014

Dan

Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.

Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.

Dan by girlgirlgirl98 January 23, 2015