An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.
"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"
by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009
Get the Mutton dressed as ham mug.Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.
1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.
by Eshmack September 29, 2011
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My father was a dresser of hair
My mother was a girl you could call on
When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)
My father was a dresser of hair
My mother was a girl you could call on
When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)
by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016
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Also used when dressed comfortably and going out for a beer... but still thinking about getting naked.
Also used when dressed comfortably and going out for a beer... but still thinking about getting naked.
by mmmyesh December 22, 2017
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Kane: Did you see what Lucy is wearing tonight? She’s definitely looking for some action.
Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.
Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.
by Schlonga November 3, 2019
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